i don’t think i’ve ever agreed with anything more than what this man is saying
watch this. seriously
yes yes yes yes yes
this is amazing
this guy is so sick
I needed this right now. Anyone taking finals needs this right now.
I’m about to turn 30. I could have been valedictorian when I graduated High School but I was too lazy to complete the forms. I have a Bachelor’s from DeVry, where I left with an average 3.2 carrying an average course load of 18 credit hours (peak 24, nadir 14). I also have an Associate’s from a local college, and I am Phi Theta Kappa there.
Here’s what I can tell you.
No employer has ever asked for my GPA. No employer ever gave a SHIT about my grades. DeVry only cared about my ACT score, and my Bachelor’s lost me jobs because I was “overqualified”. Now that I’m using my Associate’s, no one cares about my grades, or degree. My employer cares about A) my hours, B) my practical quals.
Unless you’re pushing for the Ivy League, no one is going to care about your grades. Ever. Amen. So I say to you this: 3.0 or above works for most but honestly, just get a good score on your ACT or SAT (and remember, you can retake it!). College is not a guarantee of a good life or even a paycheck. If anything it’s a near-guarantee of crippling debt.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN DO NOT GO, but for god’s sake do your research on your degree. Know what to expect. Colleges are marketing departments and will tell you sweet lies to get your money because college doesn’t care and won’t coddle you.
DO SOMETHING THAT YOU LOVE. Find a way to make money in a way that you enjoy. It might not be the thing you enjoy most, but if you like it and it pays for what you enjoy most, well. That might be good enough.
Read. Travel. Take risks. Fuck up, try again. But enjoy it.
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
MOON MOON PICK UP LINES
IM GOING TO FREAKING STAB MYSELF IN THE FACE IF SOMEONE WON’T EXPLAIN TO ME THIS MOON MOON THING WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHY,DID I MISS IT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!!??
SON SON SON SON NO NO NO
WHAT IN THE FUCK
THAT WAS A DEMON
THAT WAS NOT WHAyAWUFJSKHUAYKDFGHUBAKDFHUADFLIHUSDFHSUKDF HOLY FUCK SHIT WTF SON NAW NAW NOOOOOO
CHRIST LORD AND SAVIOR. I CAST THE DEVIL OUT!!!!!
IF I HAVE TO SEE THIS THEN Y’ALL DO TOO HOLY FUCK WAS THAT A HAND????? I REBUKE THIS SHIT.
::SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS:: GET THE OIL!!!!!!!!!
This is literally my most favorite scene in any anime, ever.
NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.
LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
Yami Yugi knows how to get the bitches.