Sharp tongue, quick wit, little conscious. I will say what you need to hear - especially if you don't want to hear it.
I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies
The table is set, but who is sitting at its head?
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
what even was this show
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)
this site is absolutely TOO MUCH
because that makes fuckin sense and all